Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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