Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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