bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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