Don't you send me to vm
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize