break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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