Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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