i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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