Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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