party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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