When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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