i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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