He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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