I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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