Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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