Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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