when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
where am i from again
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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