yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
