Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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