come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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