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I think we need to take a brake

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What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'

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(415): View more from California

Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.

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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably

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No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars

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(315): View more from New York

i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.

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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror

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(440): View more from Ohio

Fuck off. Since when do you love him??

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Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that

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Can't even lie. Mad respect

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I fuckin love you!

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I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.

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