im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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No subtext here. People are naked.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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