Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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