Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I cut my penus on the lid.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Mom said you looked used
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
that is very illegal...i love you.
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