so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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