The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
