i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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