i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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