I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ugly people sure do ruin things
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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