Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
where are you?
Hypothermia
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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