he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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