just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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