in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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