Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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