I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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