we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
everyone is single if you try hard enough
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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