I will die if light touches me.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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