Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just invented taco cereal.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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