You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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