I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
