I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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