i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
