i may or may not be watching the land before time
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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