what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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