I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
we should paint friendship bongs
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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