I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.