You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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