Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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