I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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