i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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