The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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