They should really pass out barf bags in church
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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