I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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