i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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