so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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